Child’s Play
Don’t mind the Bride of Chucky watching over you as you eat your dinner.
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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin
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Play Time is Over
“I’m Chucky’s sister…want to play?”
Ho Ho Ho
No need for a wreath, tree, or lights in this kitchen. Everyday is Christmas!
Duunnn Dunnn… Duuuunnnn Duun… Duuunnnnnnnn Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnn Dunnnn
We’re going to need a bigger cabin.
What’s The Combination? I Need Some Hair Gel
Let’s find a very out of the way and hidden place to lock up our guns, expensive hair care products, and Mr. Bubble. It’s also the perfect spot to…
The Bathroom from Hell
A. There is no shower B. The tub has a maximum height requirement. You will always have to bend over for the soap. C. The toilet doesn’t truly work,…
Cerrano’s Favorite
Mats…Mats for floor…Keep floor warm. Gracias. 🙂
Honey, Where Are the Scissors?
“You can’t find them again? Come on, I just used them and put them in the drawer in the living room…”
Macaulay Culkin’s Nightmare
Not confirmed or verified, but I believe this was the official stand-in for the furnace in Home Alone.
Shell of a Bath
I can almost feel the Gulf breeze and smell the salty air. Feels just like a walk on the beach in Florida.
Bob Ross Would Be Proud
Now let’s have a nice little deer live right over here in the corner…
What’ll You Have?
I’ll take a carbon monoxide sweet with cherries please.
If It’s Yellow…
…let it mellow. If it’s brown (especially when you are taking pictures to sell your house), flush it down.
Da Barn, Da Barn
Your little friend, Tattoo will show you to your barn room.
Just Missing a Basket and Hose
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. Now it…
It’s a Bargain!
European and Mexican spas actually charge for what we are now terming the “Northwoods Skull Enema.”
Plenty of Storage
The kitchen offers plenty of storage. Hypothetically, you could store a wheelbarrow, outboard motor, grill, lawnmower, inflatable raft, and lawn chairs with room to spare!
Easy to Do Your Makeup
“The bathroom offers plenty of light to put on your makeup and do your hair.”
Ready to Hit the Lake
Now if only I could find my lucky fishing hat…
No Words
So hard to put into words exactly what is happening in this room. Water boiling, laundry drying, weather watching, fan spinning, bug spraying…
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin, Welcome To Crustic America!
As we searched for the vacation…
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Please Tend the Fire, Little Ones
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Bumper Pool Anyone?
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Time to Wash Up
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I See Myself
At first I thought this was…
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