Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin
A. There is no shower
B. The tub has a maximum height requirement. You will always have to bend over for the soap.
C. The toilet doesn’t truly work, so we have substituted those overrated features of water and flushing with this Glad ForceFlex garbage bag, tucked delicately under the seat.
D. Let’s not clutter the floor with that garbage can. It’s more convenient on the vanity.
E. Let’s put brown carpet and wallpaper in here to hide anything from “C” above.
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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