Are you often in awe of how real estate agents can make even the worst property sound great in their listings? As you read through the listings, we hope our translation tool will help! Other suggestions, send ’em our way!
|It's very near someone or something else
|All about the view
|The house stinks
|You get what you get and nothing more
|Off the Grid
|No electric, water, septic, people, towns, etc. May not be a bad thing
|The decor is from 1950, but it's very clean for its age
|We'll be the judge of that
|There's a lot lurking in those walls that you are going to need to fix
|Old...Paul Revere Old.
|Must See Inside
|The outside looks like a large shed, but don't let that fool you!
|You will either love it or hate it. Think bright pink versus light grey or taupe.
|Bring Your Ideas
|See Handyman Delight
|Priced to Sell
|No one else has wanted this house so far. Give us an offer...please...pretty please.
|Needs Some TLC
|It's a tear down
|The house is a disaster, so focus on the yard.
|First time listed outside of the family
|All land has been sold off to pay for the taxes and all interior items are from the 60's.