And why wouldn’t you have dolls flanking the fireplace in this 13,000 square foot, $4.5 million gem?

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The only thing scarier than one clown watching over me as I sleep (thanks Mom)…is six clowns watching over me as I sleep.

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From Land O Lakes: There is nothing like the feel of bear fur against your head as you sleep.

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“I’m Chucky’s sister…want to play?”

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We’re going to need a bigger cabin.

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Now let’s have a nice little deer live right over here in the corner…

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I really don’t want to have to take my laundry downstairs all of the time. I wish there was a way to have the washer and dryer just a…

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As long as you sleep in the middle, you should be just fine.

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Didn’t mean to interrupt nap time…Just trying to take some pictures to sell your house.

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On those hot and humid summer nights, sometimes you just want to be able to open a door for some cool, fresh air. Problem solved.

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I am scared. I think there is something under my bed. No, really, there is something scary under my bed.

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Granny’s Got A Gun…and a nice buffalo check flannel…and some antlers…and a nice rattan shelf.

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Wall decor and a useful handbag all in one!  Let’s just have a purse (or eight) live right over here…

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You will feel and literally see the warmth…and possibly breathe in some fiberglass as well.

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Close enough…

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…a guillotine made of skates, falling on your head as you sleep.

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I always feel like somebody’s watching me. And I have no privacy. Woh, I always feel like somebody’s watching me. Tell me is it just a dream? -Rockwell, 1997

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To me, this seems like a modern, Northwoods interpretation of the “horse head” scene in the Godfather.  Or they just wanted to add that little bit of rustic flair…

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After spending a childhood in this bedroom, I can see why the kids may need some “help.”  And in a tribute to Alice Cooper, these song lyrics seem appropriate:…

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“Mommy, I keep having this dream that I am about to be attacked by a wolf, then I wake up…”

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