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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin

Tag: wisconsin

May 23, 2019
   Bathrooms

Ling Ling, Is That You?

From Crivitz: How did you get to the Northwoods of WI from China? And what are you and your cubs doing in my bathroom?

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As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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