Would You Like to Play a Game
The ultimate pool table. No pockets and a hole in the middle. It’s a tough game. The key is good lighting.
Crustic America
Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin
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Come and Knock On Our Door
We’ve been waiting for you…Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three’s company too.
Hide & Seek
We’ve cleverly disguised the furnace in the well lit hallway. No one will ever notice.
Northwoods Getaway or Funeral Home?
Your perfect getaway to give up that “up north” feel. Furnishings, angel figure, and chandelier are negotiable.
I Love Lamp
I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? I love lamp. I love lamp.
A Touch of Color
A little canary yellow really adds a nice touch to any room. So does your propane grill.
Don’t Be Fooled
Not sure what is going on here, other than your hands aren’t going to be very clean after using the toilet. Don’t be fooled by the hand pump…it’s just…
The Baby is Cold
The baby is cold. What better place to warm up than 2 inches away from the wood burner. “She was OK until we tried to warm her up that…
Tub Time
Let’s see. Tub, check. Wood Stove, check. Xmas Tree, check. Radio by tub, check. Basket hanging over tub, check. Wood decor, check. Stone decor, check. Stone placemat, check. We’ve…
Wash Your Hands
We have converted this old dresser into a sink. The cherubs will sooth the dirt right off your hands.
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin, Welcome To Crustic America!
As we searched for the vacation…
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Please Tend the Fire, Little Ones
And why wouldn’t you have dolls…
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Bumper Pool Anyone?
Nothing says Northern Wisconsin like a…
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Time to Wash Up
If only I could find the…
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I See Myself
At first I thought this was…
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