I See Myself
At first I thought this was an outhouse door with a self portrait. Then I realized I wasn’t sure what I was looking at.
Crustic America
Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin
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Fire It Up
Not sure what exactly is in the wood burner here? Although they do get credit for getting in on the decorative birch trend. I like saws.
Let’s Snuggle In By The Fire
Ahh the scenic backdrop of the woods and the feel of a nice warm fire and the feel of plastic melting under your butt.
Hmmm, Where is the Water Tank?
It’s expertly camouflaged, so I can’t really see it anywhere. Wait, I see the smiley face bucket…I found it now.
Jinkees
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.
I Can’t Find the Ketchup
Oh wait…It’s in the fridge, just below the family of deer. Found it.
Jenga Anyone?
Make Jenga an everyday game by just putting the game right on your cabinet doors! Breakfast time…remove a wooden piece before you get your cereal.
Ahhh…The Island Breeze in the Northwoods
Nothing says Northwoods cabin better than the subtle blue overtones and island breeze bathroom theme.
Please Be Kind, Rewind
We can almost picture a presidential meeting happening in this very room. But who would Teddy Roosevelt be meeting with?
Size Does Matter
First rule of the Man Cave. The mounted animal cannot be larger than the TV. Thank you.
Light It Up
We love the storage space in the house for lamps, CDs, lamps, books, lamps, chairs, lamps, terry cloth curtains, lamps, and ice cream churns.
Huey Lewis’ Favorite Room
Back in Time. Rear Projection, VCR, Boombox, Rattan Chair, and Pool Table Felt Carpet. Marty McFly, where are you?
Shocking
“The lower level bedroom features an open floor plan with rustic wood, styrofoam, PVC, metal, and Romex accents.”
Complete with a Buttler
The Buttler is included to help you with all of your toiletry needs. The toilet brush maiden is negotiable.
Find The Leprechaun
We like the color green…on our barstool, countertops, cabinets, appliances, murals…We like the color green.
Guest Room- C
Welcome to the guest bedroom, commonly known as “Cell Block C.” We put out a chair for you.
Thank You, Please Drive Through
Taking the garage under the house in a whole new direction. Note the nice French Doors that open to the garage below. Watch your step.
Mixing It Up
Ahh yes, with our lovely Wassily Chairs, we shall also include some bench seating. The tablecloth adds a dramatic touch of color.
Party Time
Nothing says party like a big open room and a lot of folding chairs and curtains and a dresser and a pink chair.
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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