Bring the Outdoors Inside
By choosing a nice green sponge paint finish for literally every wall in this home…Add in the teal carpet and you’ve got outdoors inside every day!
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In Lieu of a Fireplace
Instead of a fireplace, we have provided a nice brick wall with a deer decal. Now had they had a realistic fireplace decal, I would have been much more…
Vertigo Redefined
I can’t even look at this room without becoming dizzy. Although, when I squint and look at the wallpaper above the green recliner, I think I may see Darth…
Kick Back and Relax
In the spacious living room. Ample seating, heat, electricity, and perhaps water throughout. Packer Green walls and window coverings complete the room and pull things together nicely. Window trim…
Safety First
The roomy porch is great for outdoor fun in the summer and offers ample storage for your table, chairs, hose reel, grill, buckets, end table, more chairs, another table,…
Let Me Be Brief
I know that you may not always have time to pick up things prior to taking a listing photo. But, in this case, there were three things that could…
Dine at the Island
The kitchen island can be used to….well, not sure what is can be used for. At least it’s portable.
Thanks for Labeling This Room
Without the label, would not have known this was one of the bedrooms. I quote Chevy Chase from Fletch Lives, “A little spackling and some napalm and this place could make…
Where Did My Bubblegum Go?
A famous carmaker once said, “You can have any color you want, as long as it’s black…” I think these folks took it to heart, or perhaps just had…
Bathroom Needs Updating
To be fair, this listing did say the bathroom may need a little updating…
Urine Bear Country
I have an idea…Let’s hide that pipe next to the toilet with a nice, soft, plush, absorbent stuffed bear. What could go wrong?
Make Dinty Moore from the Comfort of Your Bed
It’s a bedroom, a kitchen, and a living area, all in one! Convenience redefined!
Careful- Rocks May Be Slippery
Ahhh, the feel of gentle river rocks under your feet as you get out of the tub…
Shower in Cell Block C
Yes, it has a shower which is a plus…But, you may not want to bend over for the soap.
Quite the Curtains
Quite the shower curtain ensemble here…And this wouldn’t be complete without the matching toilet tank cover and rug.
Listen for the Loon
The Loon Room. Enough said.
Not Exactly a Northwoods Bathroom
This is exactly how I pictured a bathroom in a traditional log cabin.
Not Farm to Table….From Fridge to Dryer
Cooking and laundry come together in one convenient and cozy footprint. Grab some food from the fridge and your freshly dried socks at the same time.
A Little Wallboard Will Hide That
Let’s just put up a little wallboard here and there as needed.
Hospitality at Its Best
Included with your stay are 12 toothbrushes and a complimentary roll of toilet paper. Enjoy!
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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