A New Type of Drive In
When you really, really have to go, just drive on in from the trails. In the spirit of full transparency, the actual listing narrative indicated, “Dirt bike in bathroom…
Crustic America
Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin
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Aerosmith’s Unreleased Song
Granny’s Got A Gun…and a nice buffalo check flannel…and some antlers…and a nice rattan shelf.
Care for a Book My Deer?
The deer really look to the caribou when it comes to storytime and reading their favorite books.
Can You Find It?
Which of these things is not like the other? Picnic anyone?
Pursed Walls
Wall decor and a useful handbag all in one! Let’s just have a purse (or eight) live right over here…
The Three Little Deer
Papa deer said the room was too big…mama deer said the room was too small…baby deer said the room was just right.
Your One Stop Shop
Cook, heat, grill, laundry, hardware store, keep your items cold, and mow the lawn all from one room.
You Will Love the Cozy Bedroom
You will feel and literally see the warmth…and possibly breathe in some fiberglass as well.
Well, the Curtains Match the Sheets
Close enough…
Seeing is BELIEVing
This sets the record for most colors, woods, and finishes in a single picture. See what number you come up with and play along. We have: Salmon plaster Teal…
Very Nice Winter Wall Decor, or…
…a guillotine made of skates, falling on your head as you sleep.
Staged and Ready to Sell!
I know that sellers and realtors “stage” homes with furnishings to make the home more appealing in photos. I think this cute conversation area takes it to a whole…
Time to Wash Up
If only I could find the soap…or the faucet.
“But why do I always feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone…”
I always feel like somebody’s watching me. And I have no privacy. Woh, I always feel like somebody’s watching me. Tell me is it just a dream? -Rockwell, 1997
Oh, I’m Sorry, I Thought This Bedroom Was Available
To me, this seems like a modern, Northwoods interpretation of the “horse head” scene in the Godfather. Or they just wanted to add that little bit of rustic flair…
Sting Lives On
But I swear in the days still left we’ll walk in fields of gold.
Which Is It?
Your pick…Is this either A) A Northwoods Wisconsin cabin, that hasn’t changed a bit in 35 years, or B) A picture through the glass of a museum exhibit of…
But Wait, There’s More!
What’s behind that boring shower door you ask? It’s a tub, it’s a shower, it’s a toilet, all in one!
Watch Your Step
Like an Escher print, this tub is not for the faint of heart. Up is down, down is up, and watch out for the mirror on the back wall…
Counseling Required- And an Alice Cooper Tribute
After spending a childhood in this bedroom, I can see why the kids may need some “help.” And in a tribute to Alice Cooper, these song lyrics seem appropriate:…
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin, Welcome To Crustic America!
As we searched for the vacation…
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Please Tend the Fire, Little Ones
And why wouldn’t you have dolls…
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Bumper Pool Anyone?
Nothing says Northern Wisconsin like a…
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Time to Wash Up
If only I could find the…
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I See Myself
At first I thought this was…
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