Mommy, Where Does The Stuff in the Toilet Go?
“Don’t worry about that dear…and it’s not really a toilet. Just be sure to use those wipes and close the lid tightly when you are done, OK?”
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You May Have A Problem
Not to make light of anyone battling a drinking problem, but if you have your cooler in the shower for that morning beer, you may want to seek help.
The Ultimate in Convenience
The perfect way to ensure that you remember to wash your hands after using the bathroom is to put the sink about 1 foot away from the toilet. Location,…
Just Dew It
The airy porch is the perfect spot for your laundry, your bags of Mountain Dew bottles, and much more. Let’s not forget to connect more things to the Clark…
Crustic Scavenger Hunt
It’s a scavenger hunt! How many Crustic items can you find in this living room? If you find them all, you get to pick a prize from the perfectly…
The Game of Clue- I Won!
It was Old Man Witherby, by the garage, with the car seat.
Perfect for Kid’s Birthday Parties
Built in “Pin the Tail on the Deer” right on the “garage” door. No setup needed!
If Only Laundry Wasn’t Such A Chore
I really don’t want to have to take my laundry downstairs all of the time. I wish there was a way to have the washer and dryer just a…
The InHouse
All of the modern conveniences of indoor plumbing with the scenic feel and views of an outhouse (tree trunk and steel bucket included). Who would want anything more?
The Toilet Fairy Can Help
Don’t mind the clown/fairy/gnome creepily watching over you as you do your business. He/she/it is very friendly.
This May Be A Trap
As long as you sleep in the middle, you should be just fine.
I Got A Fever…
And the only prescription would be more animal pelts…or maybe a bear skin rug.
You Make the Call
This is here because: 1) You have spoiled horses who only drink when indoors, 2) You love the feel of cold galvanized metal against your skin, or 3) You…
No, Please Don’t Get Up…
Didn’t mean to interrupt nap time…Just trying to take some pictures to sell your house.
OpenDoor A/C
On those hot and humid summer nights, sometimes you just want to be able to open a door for some cool, fresh air. Problem solved.
Mommy, Can I Sleep With You?
I am scared. I think there is something under my bed. No, really, there is something scary under my bed.
Very Cozy
It’s so easy to stay warm in this cozy lower level (notice we didn’t say basement) as you sit between the wood burner and the wall heater on your…
And The Award Goes To…
Sadly, lost among the many “built-ins”, the Welcome wheelbarrow, the green ribbon, the lovely plant, a basket or eight, and a ceramic lighthouse was the only award statue he…
Keep Your Shower Short
First, your shower will be a bit cold. Second, you have until the barrel runs out. Good luck!
Get Your Rye Rolls
Just a typical kitchen. Stove, microwave, dorm fridge with anchor, boom box, recliners, and of course, the heart of any cabin, a really cool neon sign.
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin, Welcome To Crustic America!
As we searched for the vacation…
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Please Tend the Fire, Little Ones
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Bumper Pool Anyone?
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Time to Wash Up
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I See Myself
At first I thought this was…
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