Please Tend the Fire, Little Ones
And why wouldn’t you have dolls flanking the fireplace in this 13,000 square foot, $4.5 million gem?
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Bumper Pool Anyone?
Nothing says Northern Wisconsin like a good old fashioned (you could end the sentence there..or continue) game of bumper pool. Even better when it’s conveniently located right in the…
Keep It Clean
Always good to keep the furniture clean with some nice, clear plastic.
Comfort is Important
From Land O Lakes: Who doesn’t want the comfort of real animal fur as they crank out some good tunes on the organ?
Thursday the 12th, Part XV
Forget about Jason. Meet a new series of horror film…all of the components are in place in this gem from the Northwoods: barber chair, player piano, suit of armor,…
Always Have a Backup
In case the cool fake log heater goes out, we better be safe and install another heater above it. You can never have enough heat in the Northwoods.
Pass the Dramamine
Getting so dizzy in the shower…
Hurry Up and Finish Dinner!
Daddy’s coming home from work and needs a place to pull in and park the car.
A Little Known Fact
The original set for “That ’70s Show” was actually in the Northwoods of Wisconsin.
A Drive In Theatre for the Animals
With a nice big tube TV facing the outdoors, you are sure to attract a ton of wild creatures. Tonight’s Feature: Bambi.
Horror Show
The only thing scarier than one clown watching over me as I sleep (thanks Mom)…is six clowns watching over me as I sleep.
Time for a Gender Reveal Party!
They are playing this one pretty close to the vest and don’t want to spoil the surprise!
Frodo, Is That You?
What do you see out the window and when are you due back to The Shire?
Bear It All
From Land O Lakes: There is nothing like the feel of bear fur against your head as you sleep.
Ling Ling, Is That You?
From Crivitz: How did you get to the Northwoods of WI from China? And what are you and your cubs doing in my bathroom?
I Gotta Have More Woodgrain Baby…
From Suring: I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more woodgrain (or just more things that are brown).
Please Be Seated
From Hayward: When you head outside to use the outhouse, don’t forget to take the toilet seat!
Welcome to Toot-ers
From Sarona: With every flush, a new tune is tooted out.
Celebrity Appeal
From Rapid River in Da U.P. Up Dere: Where else can you enjoy a beer and hang out with the Three Stooges?
Wildlife Hookups
From Conover: In lieu of a washer and dryer, we have provided this albino deer which can help with the laundry.
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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