Bumper Pool Anyone?
Nothing says Northern Wisconsin like a good old fashioned (you could end the sentence there..or continue) game of bumper pool. Even better when it’s conveniently located right in the…
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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin
Category: Living Room
Keep It Clean
Always good to keep the furniture clean with some nice, clear plastic.
Thursday the 12th, Part XV
Forget about Jason. Meet a new series of horror film…all of the components are in place in this gem from the Northwoods: barber chair, player piano, suit of armor,…
Always Have a Backup
In case the cool fake log heater goes out, we better be safe and install another heater above it. You can never have enough heat in the Northwoods.
A Little Known Fact
The original set for “That ’70s Show” was actually in the Northwoods of Wisconsin.
I Gotta Have More Woodgrain Baby…
From Suring: I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more woodgrain (or just more things that are brown).
Celebrity Appeal
From Rapid River in Da U.P. Up Dere: Where else can you enjoy a beer and hang out with the Three Stooges?
Honey, Where Are the Scissors?
“You can’t find them again? Come on, I just used them and put them in the drawer in the living room…”
Macaulay Culkin’s Nightmare
Not confirmed or verified, but I believe this was the official stand-in for the furnace in Home Alone.
It’s a Bargain!
European and Mexican spas actually charge for what we are now terming the “Northwoods Skull Enema.”
Crustic Scavenger Hunt
It’s a scavenger hunt! How many Crustic items can you find in this living room? If you find them all, you get to pick a prize from the perfectly…
I Got A Fever…
And the only prescription would be more animal pelts…or maybe a bear skin rug.
Care for a Book My Deer?
The deer really look to the caribou when it comes to storytime and reading their favorite books.
Can You Find It?
Which of these things is not like the other? Picnic anyone?
Seeing is BELIEVing
This sets the record for most colors, woods, and finishes in a single picture. See what number you come up with and play along. We have: Salmon plaster Teal…
Sting Lives On
But I swear in the days still left we’ll walk in fields of gold.
Which Is It?
Your pick…Is this either A) A Northwoods Wisconsin cabin, that hasn’t changed a bit in 35 years, or B) A picture through the glass of a museum exhibit of…
It’s a Crustic Miracle!
WOW! It’s a Crustic transformation in progress. Left side= Crustic, Right side= Non-Crustic. Good work!
Please Insert 50 Cents
I don’t know about you, but this feels like those old “shooting gallery” games at State Fair where I can shoot the saloon door or the TV and then…
Nothing Says Relaxing in the Northwoods
More than green chairs and a sofa….”Those are beautiful, what are those, velvet?”
As we searched across the Northwoods of Wisconsin, for for a relaxing cabin in the woods, what we found was the basis for the word we termed as "Crustic." Consider it a healthy amount of crustiness added to a rustic base for a stew of "What were they thinking?" The photos here are from actual real estate listings attempting to sell these treasures.
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Fresh from the Northwoods of Wisconsin, Welcome To Crustic America!
As we searched for the vacation…
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Please Tend the Fire, Little Ones
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Bumper Pool Anyone?
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Time to Wash Up
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I See Myself
At first I thought this was…
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